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you know youŕe slovenian when

OdgovorNapisal/-a Foych » To 16 jan, 2007 11:24

1. Slivovica cures everything from a stomachache to paper cuts.


2. You are well acquainted with "sarma" (cabbage
rolls)


3. You eat everything with "ajvar" (eggplant spread)


4. Your profanity consists of Croatian and Serbian phrases because Slovenija is too pure to have swear words.


5. There is nothing gross about blood sausages (krvavice).


6. Drinking with your parents is normal.


7. Your relatives, especially in Slovenija, do not believe in opening the car windows on a sweltering hot day because of "prepih" (drafts).


8. When outside of Slovenia, you fight an irresistible urge to kiss the person you've just shaken hands with.


9. You're not allowed to leave the house with damp hair because you're going to become bolan(a) (sick).


10. You have to wear copate (slippers) around the house, even if you have carpeting and it is 95 degrees outside.


11. Your family makes their own vino, medica, or Slivovica.


12. You never got to sleep in on Saturday because you had Slovenska Sola (slovenian School)


13. Mami is always making you eat.


14. You know how to dance polka and you're proud of it.


15. Someone in your family can play buttonbox or accordion and is always bothering you to learn.


16. You'll still drink Cockta to please your family in Slovenija even though it makes you sick to your stomach (their version of Coca-Cola)


17. English verbs are acceptable if used with the ending "-ati", which makes them Slovenian: "play-ati", "study-ati", "clean-ati", or hte best one "walk-ati" -
pronounced: vakati!



18. At the age of 13 you are only allowed to go out of town with your friends for folklore festivals, drinking binges, and dances.


19. Your parents were at the party where you first got drunk and maybe even offered you a drink.


20. Then they waited until the ride home to beat the crap out of you for getting drunk and embarassing them.


21. The majority of your friends are also your relatives, even if they aren't your relatives; because you refer to their parents as "teta" and "stric".
(aunt and uncle)


21. "Kuhovnice" (wodden spooons)are not only used for stirring when cooking... they are also used by mami to beat you when there is no "Siba" (stick) handy..


22. At least once you've told your parents that you'll call the police to report "child abuse" and your parents said "Ja! Samo probaj..." (just try!)


23. Lunch on Sundays has more courses than Amerikanci have for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.


24. Your 13 year old sister can out-drink any Amerikan'c or Irishman.



25. You love "Golaz", (beef stew) but don't like bringing it to school or work for lunch because you'd be embarrassed if someone asked you what it was.


26. Vegetarianism is not a concept your parents understand.



27. All other action stops when you hear people speaking Croatian or Serbian somewhere.



28. You smell garlic or alcohol on the old man's breath behind you sitting on the pew in church on Sunday mornings.



29. You never got the "Birds and the Bees" talk from mami or ati when growing up.



30. You are only allowed to vacation in the homeland for a minimum of 4 weeks.



31. Your relatives alone can populate a small city.


32. You've worked in the "Stale" (barn) at your relatives house in Slovenia and the cow smell didn't even bother you.


34. You think mixing Coke and red wine (bambus) is an extremely tasty drink.

35. You're still laughing your ritka off because you know every single one of these are true.
The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Qocktayl motoloffa » To 16 jan, 2007 12:16

ševilka 4 in tudi 17:
Ne me fakat'!
:lol:
Vsak dan se za 12 milijonov kilometrov približamo Andromedini galaksiji, pa naj še kdo reče da ne napredujemo.
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Qocktayl motoloffa » To 16 jan, 2007 12:17

Qocktayl motoloffa napisal/-a:ševilka 4 in tudi 17:
Ne me fakat'!
:lol:


se grem stavt da ste vsi šli prevert kere dve številki sta to :)
Vsak dan se za 12 milijonov kilometrov približamo Andromedini galaksiji, pa naj še kdo reče da ne napredujemo.
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OdgovorNapisal/-a konzola » To 16 jan, 2007 12:43

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D dobra fora
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Foych » To 16 jan, 2007 21:47

več al mn so use res, sploh št. 1
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OdgovorNapisal/-a nazy » To 16 jan, 2007 23:36

Ej hudo, sam ne vem a znamo vsi tok dobr spikat pa ridat tole tko kt tm writa?!? :smt044
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OdgovorNapisal/-a budjolek » To 06 feb, 2007 22:21

Slovene bi blo bol prav.
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Foych » To 06 feb, 2007 22:24

niti mal.poba mal se mors se ucit :D
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Dominic » So 27 okt, 2007 14:22

I'm still laughing your ritka off :smt082
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Denton » So 27 okt, 2007 15:05

budjolek napisal/-a:Slovene bi blo bol prav.


oboje je prav Slovene in Slovenian. smo se enkrat v gimnaziji med angleščino mejhn mn k skregal.  :-D

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OdgovorNapisal/-a mladi boljševik » So 27 okt, 2007 15:29

a ni slučajno eno pridevnik drugo pa samoglasnik?
položaj dobiva obliko sranja...
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Malena01 » Ne 28 okt, 2007 07:51

Slovene in Slovenian so pridevniki  :)
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OdgovorNapisal/-a mladi boljševik » Ne 28 okt, 2007 09:47

dobro zdej sm obnovu znanje angleščine :-D
položaj dobiva obliko sranja...
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OdgovorNapisal/-a ges » Ne 28 okt, 2007 09:48

Na srečoi angleščina za drugo kot za tujo literaturo ne rabiš. Tak da ti slovnice ni treba nevem kako znat. :-D
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OdgovorNapisal/-a Malena01 » Ne 28 okt, 2007 09:52

:lol:
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